Saturday 4 November 2017

Christmas Status

• “SANTA” rearranged is “SATAN”…I’m on to you fat man.

• A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother

• All I want for Christmas, cannot be found at a store.

• Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

• As Christmas began in the heart of God Let us complete that love by extending our hearts to others.

• Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS.

• Christmas carols tend to make me a little homicidal, especially in November..

• Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It’s not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS

•Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.


• Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. Its about the birth of Baby Jesus in the manger! Jesus is the reason for the season!

• Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

• Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

• Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

• Christmas, shouldnt be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someones angel when they need it the most.

• Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, So the only thing on my wish list is 1 year paid leave from work with bonus.

• Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it’s only fair since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also..

• Each one of you are precious to me! I am so blessed to have you in my life and I love each one of you! Wishing you a beautiful Christmas & a Happy New Year!

• From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

• ha ha ha Christmas is coming and there’s nothing you can do about it..

• Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?

• Hope you know how much it means to wish the best for you, because you’re always thought about with love the whole year through. Warmest wishes on Christmas Day!

• I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here..

• I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?

• I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas..

• I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

• It’s Christmas and 2011 is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.

• It’s not the presents that make Christmas so special, it’s the presence of those you love, whether they are with you in person, or spirit.

• May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Merry Christmas

• May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love. Christmas is the time of giving and sharing. It is the time of loving and forgiving.

• May the New Year find your home filled with joy, your heart filled with love, and your life filled with laughter.

• May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!

• Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness

• Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours..

• Please Santa, I’ve been good all year .. most of the time .. sometimes .. Ok, Don’t  worry I’ll buy my own Christmas presents.

• Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live.

• Santa won’t be coming this year…… He died laughing when you said you’d been a good girl.

• Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.

• So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit came and put me in a Big random bag .. OK, so who wanted me for Christmas??

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By Gaurav jain
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